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Mercy Buckets Tee

When every time you and your partner have sex, you cum into a bucket. Then you take turns pegging eachother with increasingly large strapons until one of you calls out for mercy. The loser gets the bucket poured on their head. Especially popular in American Samoa.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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