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Megadump Tee

Strictly speaking, a dump such that all the excrement would fill up 1,000,000 Standard high capacity Canadian toilets. (mega is the SI suffix for a million.) colloquially, it is a massive crap such that the defecator feels like he has just dropped the Fat Boy. Mofos with irritable bowel syndrome are notorious for releasing these and then bragging to their friends that they feel about 10 pounds lighter.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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