Customize

marylang Tee

1. To be a complete fuck up beyond an epic level ie a nuclear explosion crossed with home delivered abortion done through the anus. 2. to be a haggard old cradle snatching drug dealer at your place of work who is ruthless with those below but sycophant to those above 3. to be so far beyond disgusting it defies description in words, like if there was a ninth level of hell you just hit level 259252 below that

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Also available as

🤖

Shopping Assistant

Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.