male sex slavery tee
the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !! once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!) the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !! it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !! the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS ! once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control ! the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.) of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore" it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this! the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10