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lospollos Tee

Chubby 35 year old pathological liar that hasn’t streamed in over 3 months due to his large mass preventing him but getting up out of bed, the only thing that excites him is cheese curds and gambling. He’s also 5’3.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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