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Lichtenburg Tee

A town in North West, South Africa that sucks your soul out bit by bit. The guys are jerks, the girls are cheap, the middle aged gossip and the old people are rude. Best place to have a party on a Friday night and get into a bar fight.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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