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lepiarz Tee

Eats slushy cups professionally, but gets salty when he doesn't get them. Takes a liking to children often. Often enjoys feet. Lepiarz' also sleeps on a couch with a bunch of raccoons, and also shares the brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts with them. Only kisses men and enjoys the cum. He hates cool ranch doritos, but prefers frosted flakes over every other cereal. Hates burritos with beans and cheese but likes burritos with chili cheese and meat. He likes taco bell, the hard tacos, not the soft ones he grew up with. He likes his popcorn vanilla, or sticky. Like sniffing the kettle-cooked salt & vinegar chips from the bag.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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