Lawyer Tart Tee
Oxymoronic, like saying "legal eel" or bottom feeder. This is a animal who resembles a human being physically, but in every other way resembles a scum sucking bottom feeder. It is a grossly overpaid prostitute ("tart") who pretends to be smart after attending 6 semesters of "law school." The only thing difficult about law school is that, if you are human rather than a Lawyer Tart, you will have to force your normal and logical brain into performing illogical whackodynamics for the sake of making big bucks (AKA ripping absolutely everyone in society off). The lawyer tart's brain is so perverse that it believes that by spinning more of it's yarns (AKA "laws") it is doing "good" and actually deserve to rip off society to the tune of $300+ an hour. Unlike every other so-called profession, they set their own rates thus violating their own so-called laws. This is the norm, however, as the entire "legal system" exists merely for the two bottom feeder segments of the population: Lawyer tarts and their brothers in scum-sucking, "businessmen." Society should begin to fight back against these scum, who also comprise more than 95% of the country's "politician tart" population.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!