Lake In The Hills tee
A suburban town in the far NW burbs of Chicago. Once inhabited by small town folk it has now been repopulated with Chicago yuppies who for some reason enjoy having to commute an hour downtown to work everyday. Most likely due to the fact that they want to be seen in their shiny new BMW, Mercedes, or Hummer. A must have in order to be granted residency. Another qualification is being oblivious to absurdly high property taxes. Which are necessary because very few businesses call Lake in the Hills home...and someone has to pay for the military grade fleet of government vehicles...those bright orange automobiles you see EVERYWHERE. It was one of the fastest growing towns in the country several years running. Which isn't saying much other then we know how to rape and pillage the land better then others. Who needs a forest when you can have Boulder Ridge, Costco, and a handful of strip malls eh? Lake in the Hills is seperated into 2 sections. Old and New. New is anything on Randal Rd. and westward. Old consists of any home east of Randal Rd. Also referred to as "The Hills" by locals. Not to be confused with MTV's show...although the similarities are plentiful. On the tv show everyone is white, clean, well off, and blissfully caught up in their own lives...that sums up Lake in the Hills population. If you're feeling extra lazy you can just call Lake in the Hills...Algonquin. Which is next door and home to all our shopping needs. Some local landmarks are...oh who am I kidding. We've torn down anything of historical significance.
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Lake In The Hills tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10