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lactobismal Tee

A medicine created in 2001 for aide in stopping uncontrollable defecation. However, it showed an enormous amount of side-effects, some lethal. Ergo, it was never considered for public sale and was disposed of immediately after testing.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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