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Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods. Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces. DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it