Kings Cup Tee
A drinking game played daily at my apartment. You put a beer in the middle of a table and a deck of cards spread out face down in a circle around said beer. One by one players draw a card. After drawing a card each person plus place the card under the tab on the beer. The person that makes the beer tab pop has to chug the entire thing. Each card has a different meaning: 2: is for you. Which means the person that drew the 2 card picks someone else to drink. 3: is for me. Which means the person who drew the 3 card drinks. 4: is for whores. Which means that all the girls playing drink. 5: is for jump ahead. Which means the person that comes next in the circle has to drink. 6: is for dicks. Which means that all the guys playing drink. 7: is for heaven. Whoever draws the seven raises both hands to the sky and every other player has to do so. The last person to raise their hands has to drink. (The player can do this at any time until another seven is drawn.) 8: is for waterfall. The player that draws an 8 starts to drink, followed by every other player one at a time. Everyone must drink until the person to their left puts their drink down. 9: is for bust-a-rhyme. The person who drew a nine picks one word and everyone goes around in a circle saying another word that rhymes. Whoever messes up or repeats a word drinks. 10: is for categories. The player drawing a ten card picks a category (boy bands, shoe brands, types of candy, board games... etc.) And everyone goes around in a circle saying something that belongs in the catgeory. The first to mess up or repeat drinks. Jack: is for jump back. Which means the person who went right before the player who drew a jack drinks. Queen: is for beer bitch. The person who draws a queen has to get up and get beer whenever someone needs one. They keep this title until another queen is drawn or until the game is over. King: is for make a rule. It can be anything... You can't say anyone's name or you have to drink, you can't say drink, drank or drunk or you have to drink... etc. This rule stays until another King is drawn and a new rule is made. (Unless you want to make things interesting and keep all four rules throughout the entire game). Ace: is a piss card. You may not get up at any point in the game to go to the bathroom unless you have an Ace. If you do not have an ace and someone else does...the person holding the Ace may ask you "Well what will do you do for it?" In which they can make you perform shameless tasks you must perform before you're able to relieve yourself.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..