Customize

king dong Tee

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments: 1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width 2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole 3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Also available as

🤖

Shopping Assistant

Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.