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killdozer Tee

An incarnation of personal justice manifested in the form of a D6-8U bulldozer vehicle with 1-inch blackened steel plating welded over the engine, treads, and driver's compartment, with optional viewing slits and/or armored hi-caliber gun turrets. Useful for demolishing business establishments owned by those who have done you injustice. The current version of the killdozer sports a weakness in the cooling system for the engine, resulting in a tendency for radiator blowout and stalling. Future revisions of the Killdozer (v.2.0+) will have an upgraded radiator cooling system coupled with more efficient ventilation, along with a higher capcity fuel tank to allow for more bulldozing justice. Optional upgrades include a menacing new paintjob, metal spikes welded on the driver's compartment to prevent boarding by corrupt small-town police officers, bulletproof viewing window for better target identification, and an escape pod in the event that vehicle is disabled.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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