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Kenzi Tee

To freak out, and drive away, a potential date with sexually deviant behavior. This can include anything from joking about bondage, to attaching a fishhook to a dates arm and offer to suck it back out again. A Kenzi can be achieved by any gender unless in Amsterdam. It should be noted that there are no laws prohibiting the Kenzi, becasue a Kenzi is not harmful unless pursued in any of the following, rape, murder, etc. which come with the casting of an unforgivable curse of the on street ninja fight.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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