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João Tee

A man whose penis is uncomonly large. In a way that it goes from Braga to Algarve and then it turns to china. Often mistaken by: madeireiro profissional, mentiroso do caralho, skydiver profissional, mentiroso, mentiroso, barreteiro, mentiroso do caralho, mete petas.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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