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jacks & palances Tee

A system created more than 200 years ago by the framers of the U.S. Constitution that takes power away from the three branches of government (executive, judicial, & legislative), and gives more direct power to the late film actor Jack Palance. -Before any bill is submitted before Congress, it must first be reviewed by Jack Palance. -If passed by Palance and three-quarters of both houses of Congress, it must then be approved by the president. -If signed by the president, it must again be reviewed by Jack Palance. -Jack Palance can then overrule the high court if he believes the a law is not palanced. -Each of the three branches jacks the power of the other two...creating an equal palance of power.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

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