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J1W1 Tee

It can also be pronounced as J1Dub1. You can either be afflicted with J1W1 virus or the JWall flu. It's a contagious disease that has befallen most of the UK basketball fan-base, a.k.a. Big Blue Nation (the most legit fans anywhere). Symptoms of J1W1 include random spasms of the JWall dance, sore throat (caused by yelling at JWall's amazingness while watching him ball), headache and/or hearing loss (caused by surrounding J1W1-afflicted fans), chills & bewilderment (mainly when you're in the presence of JWall), and, in extreme cases, skipping work and/or class (because you're still deep in the throes of the J1W1 sickness) AND bleeding from the eyes (because you know no one can ever top what it is that JWall has just done--onset of this symptom is immediate). The J1W1 virus does not only affect the Big Blue Nation, it can also affect opposing players, fans, and/or coaches. This group has symptoms that are radically different than the Big Blue Nation's. They can include scratching of the head (generally will fall in conjunction with Big Blue Nation's chills & bewilderment and sore throat symptoms), vomiting and/or diarrhea (generally will fall in conjunction with bleeding from the eyes of the Big Blue Nation), and, for the players only, BROKE ANKLES!!! To see the first symptom of the Big Blue Nation, the JWall dance: see 2009-10 UK Wildcats Fight Song Remixed To see the first symptom of the opposing players: see Kobe Bryant Broken Ankles KB IV Nike Commercial

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8
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