Invertibral Tee

invertibral (adj.) When someone folds like a lawn chair under even mild pressure. Lacking spine, structure, or self-respect. Pretends to have principles but can’t hold a line if their life depended on it. Examples: “He went all invertibral the second she raised her voice.” “Their whole response was invertibral—word salad with no guts.” “Classic invertibral move: apologize without meaning it and blame someone else.” "The invertibral waiter gave the intolerable patron a hand job under the table, he found it impossible to challenge a harsh demand" See also: spineless, weak-willed, bootlicker.