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Hutt Tee

A usually huge obese male that sits down on the couch all day playing games and gorging himself on whatever junk food and drink he loves. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other poor bastards in his life. Also has his unfortunate neighbor or mother get his groceries because he isn’t very industrious. And he forces his friends to go on the streets and kidnap hot young women ranging from the ages 18 to 36 to turn into his personal slaves that will do everything he wants them to do, all because he can’t get up off his fat ass to do the dirty work for himself. And will likely meet his end at the hands of his slave when she wraps a rope, chain, or his oversized belt around his fat neck and strangles him to death. Hutts range from the ages 24 to 60. Ultimately hutts are the scummiest human beings to walk the face of the Earth. Hutts get their name from Jabba The Hutt who is a character from Star Wars.

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Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
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