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Hung Like a Moose Tee

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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