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The awful bane of internet existence. Referring to those adds that will be on your side of your very important task. Typically those awful browser games that reveal fake animated women that are 3/4 naked and asking you to "Battle" with them. Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads: 1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is. 2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it. 3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class. 4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy. Common pictures used on these ads: - A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch. - A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit. - A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!) - A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs. - An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.) Common phrases used in these ads: - Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.) - Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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mine had gay on it. Instant sex.

bussy k.Jan 11

I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.

Ben R.Jan 10

used it as a cum rag

Jacob H.Dec 31

Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!

Joyce v.Dec 27
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Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!

RUTH C.Dec 23
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Got exactly what I wanted.

Issac H.Dec 23
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Exactly what I expected, thanks!

Alison B.Dec 23
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I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.

Jacqueline H.Dec 20
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i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss

Ophelia M.Dec 19

Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie

JimiTheKiwiDec 17

So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!

Clint N.Dec 17
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it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol

Megan W.Dec 15

*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001

Bailey DoddDec 6

Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!

Ellen S.Dec 3
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thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu

joel f.Nov 28

I love it

Richard C.Nov 21

I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.

kimberly m.Nov 18
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ThIs is perfect

Leart M.Nov 16

Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.

Andstubbedmytoe D.Nov 12

This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.

Zachary L.Nov 10
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