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Helendale Tee

A very small, very GAY town in the BFE part of so cal. nobody lives there, except for people who have large meth labs, and cows.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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