Hankerchins Tee
Old, about age 84, even though was born in the year of: 1901. Currently lives in nursinghome, and has special attention, from nurse Olga. Best friends with Boonkchap, and is the lady's man. He carries many different unidentified diseases, eg: Mushroom fruit. Is very dim, doubtful and very stupid. He helped with sign ups, for the World War II. Acts like he is 7 years old, and enjoys pooping. He participates with enthusiasm in sports, and other activities at the Nursinghome of San Andreas, in which he lives in. He fights with no reason, with Boonkchap, and argues frequently with apprentice: Jodger, the Nursinghome rat, and also Olga's pet. To say the least, he has a wide imgination, and has gone insane since he was about 17 years old, when he was kicked by a rooster. He frequently enjoys yelling: Areba! And he pees uncontrollably, and has to wear a diaper many times a week. He loves music, like Eddie Rabbitt, he also likes to eat soap when no one's around, and also likes to have the trots (creamy squirts that rush from the anus), and loves to yell at the Wendy's logo. And much, much more.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
This T-shirt is a high quality product. It fits perfectly and is very comfortable as well. I'm totally satisfied with the product and recommend it to everyone. Not to sound like a commercial or anything, but I really am impressed! Check it out for yourself. If you're thinking about buying something, go ahead. I'm sure I'll be buying more for a few friends soon. Thanks guys! I love this shirt! For real.
My niece laughed and loves her custom shirt.

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
