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guccidon Tee

Any person that possesses two main qualities: (1) complete ignorance for the existence of any other life forms within its area and (2) extreme stinkiness. A guccidon will "sing" along obnoxiously with previously enjoyable songs, keep all clothes in the shopping bags of the stores they came from even after wearing them numerous times, and speak on the phone using ridiculously loud volumes in extremely annoying languages incredibly early in the morning. He will also spray air freshener before, during, and after using the lavatory as he flushes the toilet a copious amount of times for one visit. These activities are only a sampling of the cornucopia of repulsive activities that can be attributed to the culturally inept guccidon. Do not attempt to remedy a guccidon's many shortcomings, as the total obliviousness to its affect on its surroundings will prevent any progress whatsoever.

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