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Grampaw Tee

An old, washed-up hippie. Devoid of any human kindness. One who preys on the weakness of young girls and whose only concern is self-preservation. A sad, lonely man who will never know how to love or the meaning of a real friend or lover. Also, one who keeps his hair long way past when it should have been cut, as a method to try and preserve any youth even though it makes him look retarded - sort of like Michael Bolton in the '90's.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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