Gongoozler Tee
The Gongoozler is a newly discovered cryptid, first documented in a video posted by the YouTube channel, Unus Annus operated by Mark Markiplier and Ethan Crank Game Plays. The Gongoozler is a creature known to inhabit any body of water, so long as it is during the night time. The creature drag its victims to the depths to drown them by their toes or tootsies. The Gongoozler is a crafty and dangerous creature, it tricks its victims into going deeper into the water, by challenging them to go "even further beyond". Even avoiding the water will not keep you safe, as the Gongoozler has detachable tail, and can move on land as easily as in the water. You know it is too late when you here the unearthly screech of the Gongoozler singing your death song. Possibly the only way to escape your fate, would be to retrieve the Gongoozlers tail, known as a mighty relic, and return it to the Gongoozler and beg for mercy, however no one has yet successfully attempted the location and retrieval of the tail. The only known footage of the creature can be seen in the you tube video titled, Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming. it is also theorized that the Gongoozler may be an aquatic relative of the phycological entity known as "HeeHoo" as seen in the stunning documentary video available on You tube titled, Hunting HeeHoo, and that, like HeeHoo, the Gongoozler is not a creatue, but a state of mind that causes degeration of the human consciousness.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.