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Golden Escalator Tee

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time. If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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