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goat monger Tee

If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things -make plans then wimp out on them -speak before thinking..often too loud -frequently forget to brush teeth -possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11 Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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