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glouglou Tee

Ultra-drinkable, chug-worthy wine usually made with minimal intervention (fuck off lab yeasts, sugar, and acids) and little to no additives (just a tad of SO2 if the bugger is volatile as shit). Usually at a lower alcohol percentage, glouglou wines make you want to keep drinking and not hurt. A warm summer day demands glouglou wines. Low in tannins, high in acidity, a teeny bit fizzy (from that bomb carbonic maceration magick), it's grown-up Kool-Aid that won't kill you (quickly). Alllllllll JUICE.

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Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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