Friends with Benefits! Tee
Two (or more) people who want to hang as friends, yet don't want to settle for exclusive claims on the other. We help, talk and are real, actually great friends. "Relationships" dampen that carefree spontanaity, because possessiveness and jealousy stifles the soul. I help my FWB score if she sees something that she fancies, and vice versa! No shame in a 3some as long as #3 understands the possessiveness boundaries. We occasionally even do the midnight bootycall to each other if she or I need to get our jollies taken care of with no delay! being both highly sexed individuals and not nearly enough time to wine and dine for as piece of ass. As friends, no jealousy on either end. This friendship is unique, we both understand that. If you find it, you'll never lose your best friend. Things evolve. If you stop balling for whatever reason, you still have a dear, lifelong real friendship, someone who understands you best. And will occasionally offer you a quick O if you look like you could really use the release.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!