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fragrant finish Tee

When your partner farts on your crotch (little spoon) whilst you’re the big spoon Can also be used for when going down on your partner and they fart whilst they cum or vice versa

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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