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Fellatio Fish Tee

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish. More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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