Farmwell Station Middle School tee
Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country. Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”. All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass. Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid. Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from. Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama. But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos. This school is shat.
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Farmwell Station Middle School tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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