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fajutz Tee

Has a great many alternate names, including 'fuck-hole', 'pussy' or even that old charmer, the 'bearded clam'. It's Latin name is the 'vagina'. Not every one is lucky enough to have one, but all of us came from one and many will spend their lives trying to get back into one.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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