England vs America tee
Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition. 1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it. 2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks". 3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something. 4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland. 5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up. 6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American). 7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5. Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life. Examples of England vs America, 1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America. 2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team". 3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!