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Eberos Tee

An eating machine. Will eat anything and everything, resulting in the copying of the eating habits of people close by. Known to have some psychic ability. Is able to predict what people are going to have for dinner, allowing him to make a pre-emptive copycat meal. WARNING: Often found stark naked apart from a strategically placed clock!

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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