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eavesdrawing Tee

When a cartoonist with a sketchbook is sitting two stools down, drawing cartoons of the overheard crap you blurt out after your third cocktail. (Works best with nonsequiturs.)

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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