dust bunny custom tee
The ride or die counterpart to a Dusty. Dust Bunny's have low self-esteem, tolerate infidelity, broke and joblessness from their Dusty men. To them, romance is hard dick for a valentine's day present and other dusty antics. Dusty men can smell a Dust Bunny from a mile away by the desperate need for attention, love and physical affection permeating off of her spirit. Dust Bunny's typically pay 50% AND more of all finances between her and her Dusty. She "holds him down" for months on end, while he sits on her couch all day--when she's at work--smoking weed and playing Fortnite... after which, he uses her car to drive to another bitch house and uses the money she left him to buy another bitch food. When she chastises her pet Dusty for his transgressions, he makes it up to her by giving hard dick with his shoes on and posting her picture on Instagram to, "let these hoes know." This typically keeps her on Cloud 9 for several months until the next round of infidelity occurs. Another name for a Dust Bunny is a Pick Me or Pickmeisha.
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dust bunny tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.