Dumbinicans

Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country. They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.