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Drunkin Mexican Tee

When you fuck your partner in the ass and just before cuming you turn them around and wipe your cock between their nose and upper lip leaving a mustache. Then cum in their mouth and quickly punch them in the stomach causing them to through up. The drunk in Mexican.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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