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Drum Funk Tee

A smell given off by a particulary crappy and ugly drummer. Smells of roadkill, skidmarks, and hippies. Also faintly smells of cyanide. The smell cannot be stopped. The best course of action in this situation is to shag-ass outta where-ever the drummer is located. Drum Funk is also when a drummer is sucking of titanic proportions.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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