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Dragbastard Tee

A description of a length of time that extends beyond normal parameters due to being excessively stretched because of events or even people being bastards of some form or another making a minute feel like an hour and an hour feel like a day.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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