doorbuster Tee
Doorbuster (n): a combination of 1) percieved amazing price 2) on a somewhat desireable consumer product 3) offered at some ungodly early AM hour during or just after Thanksgiving Day (US) The doorbuster(s) traditionally started at 5 or 6AM on the Friday after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) causing the rabid and sleep deprived consumer to wait, nose pressed to the door, to "bust the door down" at store opening time to get one of these "too good to be true" doorbuster deals and fall prey to classic Red Herring or bait and switch product selling/marketing ploys. This trap lures the unwitting consumer in for one particular doorbuster "too good to be true" deal, engineered to be available only in extremely limited quantities, and then when these items are gone "for no apparent reason" AMAZINGLY the store is able to offer a similarly craptastic item but at a much better price point for the store. This causes the severely sleep deprived consumer who doesn't wish to feel defeated by walking away from the store empty handed to purchase any substitute regardless if it was anywhere near the price/features of the original doorbuster much to the delight of the merchant. The doorbuster(s) and the carefully crafted ways in which they exist are the brainchild of mutant, non-charismatic and frequently sexually frustrated marketing types which prey on defenseless consumers who dont know any better than to fall into a classic trap that retailers want them to by purchhasing items they don't really need or want, nor does anyone they know need or want, but since its "such an awesome deal" feel they should wake up at 4AM to get at least one of anyway.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨