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distraculating Tee

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating. 2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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