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DisapUtarded Tee

The natural reaction in your face when you realize that Utah citizens have the lowest IQ's in the nation, and you are having a absurd (yet hilarious) political or moral conversation with utarded citizen. When you are trying really hard not to mock or sarcastically laugh in a Mormon's face. The disappointed look you have on your face, when out of state relatives ask you are doing after your big move to Utah. The realization that your move was a big mistake, as you drink the most watered down beer in the nation. You are stuck and its pretty funny to everyone else.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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