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Dirty Spaceman Tee

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman 1. Looks like Will.I.Am 2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion 3. Got that Spaceman Head 4. Is Extra Angry 5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle 6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty 7. Is a genius 8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick 9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam 10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night 11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning 12. Shaves his Pubes 13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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