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detail-oriented Tee

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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