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Derpducken Tee

When one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of shit flies out of the ass and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto ass and exposed genitals.

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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