lakewood custom tee
A suburb of Cleveland that is 1/6th underwater, Lakewood is the queer capital of the country. Like, really. Lakewood is the gayest place in the USA. Lakewood is also a great place to raise a family. With a new elementary school popping up every 2 seconds and a highschool that has been under construction for the past 13 years, you can have peace of mind knowing that your tax dollars and your child's critical learning years are not being wasted. Despite having one of the highest concentrations of LGBTQ+ people in the USA, there is a church on every fucking corner. Every Saturday there are people outside of Chipotle who will hand you and your obviously Jewish or Muslim friends pamphlets on why you need Jesus in your life. You better be inside when it turns noon, or you will be hit with the wrath of 10,000 church bells screaming into the open sky. Lakewood has a major railway running through the middle of it so atleast once in your residency you will be late to work or school because a mile long train barreled through town at 7:30 am. Overall, Lakewood is a pretty cool town. It's gay as fuck but also religious as fuck but also nothing as fuck but also everything as fuck.
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lakewood tshirt
Size L
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.